My Rapture is Now Complete!

Today, May 21, 2011, I discovered myself in heaven from the very moment I bit into a slice of my sister-in-law’s divine apple pie.  Yet, I fear the sinful calories in the accompanying ice cream may prevent me from staying too long.

Just to you know.

5 thoughts on “My Rapture is Now Complete!

  1. My theory on this week’s Rapture: Contrary to all the reports, when the deadline came and went, it actually did happen … but *nobody qualified* so it went by unnoticed.

  2. The trouble with knowing whether the Rapture happened is that the folks who would supposedly have been taken were folks I do my best to avoid noticing anyway.

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