Red Lace Heart Shaped G-Strings

I just remembered this is Valentine’s Day!  Yikes!  Yikes!  Yikes!  I have totally forgotten to send all my women friends tasteful red lace see-through heart-shaped vibrating G-strings this year!

Wait a moment…

I don’t got no women friends this year…

‘Cause I sent them all tasteful red lace see-through heart-shaped vibrating G-strings last year.

But it ain’t my fault they didn’t like ’em.

Who could have known they’d all be upset when I didn’t include batteries?

For sure.  It’s gotta been the lack of batteries…

That made all my women friends think I was cheap.

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