I Finally Get the Life I’ve Always Wanted…But with a Catch

Last night, I made love to six fascinating women.  Then I woke up.

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22 Responses to I Finally Get the Life I’ve Always Wanted…But with a Catch

  1. Bintopo

    A red head, two brunettes and three blondes?

    • Perfect! One was a tenured professor of philosophy, two were starving avant garde artists, and the remaining three were a socially responsible lawyer, a biologist, and a physicist. I only woke up because I wanted to fetch another round of margaritas. Poor decision on my part!

  2. LOL Now that’s a dream with panache!!! Thanks for visiting me and leaving such an excellent comment!! I’m adding you to my blogroll.

  3. Let’s see, a tenure professor, avant garde artists, a lawyer, biologist, and physicist — is this supposed to imply you loved them for their minds? ;)

    • Actually, Donna, I was trying to slyly claim for myself improbable excellence in bed by implying that, while they had fine minds to start with, I was able to drive them crazy. Damn, but you called me on it!

  4. jaredcormier

    Well the “socially responsible female lawyer” should have cued you in that it was a dream…

  5. There’s no catch there at all. Dream time span, like hypnotic time span, is as distorted as required to fulfill the fantasy. It’s highly likely that six fascinating women in one real night would have felt highly rushed and frustrating. In dream time, it could go on and on and on. Much better than reality!

    • Much better! :)

      I noticed though that an element of realism managed to sneak into my dream. Just as in real life, I possessed an improbable excellence in bed. Only in the dream, I had partners!

  6. Lucky you! I can’t even remember my dreams half the time.

  7. Well they say dream big. Wouldn’t mind if my subconscious took a cue from yours.

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